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Cat Humor
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Written by Stephen Lycett
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Friday, 14 March 2008 19:00 |
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Take the ChoroQ Qsteer Mini RC Racer, place it in a jar of catnip and let sit for a period. Select a trajectory that is sure to attract the attention of our feline friend as well as disperse the scent of the catnip. A peppermint tea bag may also be taped to the vehicle for added effect.
Start engines! I would imagine that there is perhaps nothing more terrifying to the fictional RC vehicle driver than the sight of a proportionally larger killing machine with sharp teeth, even sharper claws and a maniacal drug induced look in its eyes bearing down on the vehicle for the kill. Luckily, these little RC cars are fast, responsive and can perform necessary evasive actions in the hands of a human-sized adult with quick enough reflexes. This experiment in youthful exuberance could also be performed with the canine counterpart to the household cat, who will undoubtedly have no problem chasing the toy car without requiring the added incentive of animal narcotics. It would be advisable though to purchase a different remote controlled vehicle to torment the dog, one with more robust construction and of a larger size that man’s best friend would not accidentally ingest. Regardless of whether a cat or a dog is selected as playmate, either animal companion will gladly accept the challenge without judging its adult owner for playing with kiddy toys. In the case of ChoroQ Mini racers, should your exotic Mazda RX-8 or Nissan 350Z become damaged in its frenzied bid for survival, it is easy enough to replace for a mere $15 without the obligatory increase in insurance premiums. ChoroQ Qsteer Mini RC Racers
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